it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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