We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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