Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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