she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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