she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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