Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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