he thought i was a dude.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He did a backflip because drugs
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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