No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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