The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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