I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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