This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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