the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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