Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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