I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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