ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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