U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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