Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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