Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
