sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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