Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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