READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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