I can tuck mytits in my pants
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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