Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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