Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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