Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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