He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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