If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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