I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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