definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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