I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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