how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
birth control should be required to get into college
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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