angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
only you would photoshop your dick
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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