We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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