I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
