im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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