You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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