Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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