We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You're like the curious george of whores
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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