no, he came in my armpit
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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