is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
MIDGETS
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