waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We are two peas in an std pod
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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