I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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