i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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