bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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