i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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