Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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