the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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