I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
When are your genitals available?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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