Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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