So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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