Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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