Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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