Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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