she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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