New low: just hacked my moms facebook
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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