rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
is it fun? or sober?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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