We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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