would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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