haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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