At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He has the fingertips of a God
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